Businessman on the Metro
Erik Homsapaya
Would be tycoon and
Aspiring chairman of the board,
This morning, the floor
And the seats, are yours.
Siphon your pre-professional jargon
Into a glass booth before
That snailpiece clipped to your ear
Crawls in deeper, past the canal
And into your pumping thyroid.
On first introduction
Your Louis tie bar
And high-cut
Burberry blazer
Would scream
Esquire, "Dress like
you own the boardroom,"
August issue, 2005.
But with that sad attempt
To slick back a wild-night bed head,
Sprinting to make the Ten o'clock
From Main to Downtown,
Lowballing distributors on your iPhone,
Crumpled forms escaping your murse.
When you finally crash into the office --
Instead of that raise you and your padded shoulders
Expect on top of your desk, these days
Its much more likely you'll find your name,
In black Sharpie,
Scribbled on an empty box,
Your possessions inside or waiting to jump in.
the end is priceless though.
appropriate for today, almost satirical.
sounds like youve been having some unpleasant dreams lately.